DAMN U FULAN!!!

hhhheeeeyyyy people! i'm baaaaaaaack! what? hey u dont like me BITE ME!!! wait dont coz it'll hurt plus ur mouth might stink no even worse it might reek, so no, let me rephrase thy self, u dont like the show change the channel..ehhhhhh dont laaaaa, read read. come, cooome, cooooooooooome, and u seriously wouldnt wanna see my face right now. why? i can't tell u why, i wanna keep my blog at the pg-13 rating so yeah, i gotta watch what i say.

Watch what i say? how can someone watch what they're saying? ever thought of that? people always say hey watch what u're saying. wait a second! i think i am confusing myself with hey watch where u're going! ahhh whatever. hah? oh thanks. hah? u like my shoes too? really? why thank u sir, thats a very nice thing to say. am i free after this? i'm sorry, nope. u want my number? urh, SECURITY!!!!

okay, now to tell u about my week. umm, lets just say it has been pretty eventful, no very eventful. i went from one opposite to the other. nooo, i didnt go to the north pole from the south pole. sir please keep quiet, didnt i ask security to take away just now, ohhh that guy was ur twin. okay okay. what i meant was that i went from not taking the shoort sem to taking it. pheeewww! imagine yeah, on monday morning i submitted the add drop form to the lecturers box, i wnet back to check on the damn form 4 times, 4 kali, 4 multiplies!!!! nothing. okay la so i went back to my room. next morning i went again, still nothing, FINE!!! then in the afternoon i went, u know what, she took everybody's form except for mine...wth!!!!!!! this is discrimination!!! is it coz i am spanish? is it coz i am awesome? is it becoz she has some kind of vendetta towards my loved ones? why why why? or maybe its becoz shes human. i dunno u tell me. what? no u go to hell! security!!!! sorry people, that guy was disturbing me again. sheesh! kentut ayam!

so yeah, later that afternoon i met the lecturer and asked for her signature, guess what she said. guess la. eee, u're no fun u know that! she said that it'll be hard for me to the signature becoz they wanted to prioritise the repeaters. huh? why? they had their shot! and blah blah blah, at the end of the day i didnt get the class, thanks to mr. fulan who failed last sem! DAMN U FULAN!!! blah blah blah, dong dang dong dang, i added IT. sheesh! oh well, what to do. i wud like to tell u about ungs but i got lazy so i am sorry.

the whole week was so so hectic, i was mentally, physically, psychologically, emotionally, accidentally, bohemion rapsodeylly exhausted! i was very very tired. but only one thing kept me going. well one person. she did. who? the girl who possesses inspiration. she stuck by me eventhough i was complaining about and pissed at everything. everysingle day she would walk with me, followed me wherever i went, why? just to keep me company. i was and still am deeply touched by her. i mean all she wud hear was me complaining yet there she was, beside me saying, maybe u shud add this maybe u shud add that. haha. wow. am i lucky or what? what? did u just say what? sir can u come here for a minute. *kicks the loser out of the room*. so yeah, i cant that her enuff. i've said thanks face to face, thru the phone, and now on my blog post but still i feel like i havent thanked her enuff. thank u the girl who possesses inspiration, u bring out the best in me and i thank u for that too.
Thank u.

Inspired

I hear the ticking of the clock, i'm lying here the room's pitch dark...oh hey, i'm sorry, pardon the singing, i.. i didnt realise u were there. hahaha. silly me. but it's not my fault really, didnt anyone teach u to knock????? ish! so how's life?

Let me start, well not really start becoz i started earlier as u can see, or read, but to read u have to see right? yes yes smarty pants, or feel too! but u're probably reading from a computer or laptop right? i haven't seen a laptop that displays the Braile's urh, writing kan? so yeah, i'll be using as u can see more often. So, lets forget about our little verbal jous...oh wait, i wrote smarty pants only, coz i know that only guys are overlyprideful enough to make a big deal out of it. it wasnt sexual discrimination, but i know girls...yes yes see, u guys are doing it again!!! girls, women, female, wtv!! same thing la!!!! the female population wudn't make a fuss outta that coz they know what i mean. As i was saying, lets forget about our little quarrel and move on shall we?

Basically, since this is my first post, i wud like to tell u about a guy named imran aka me. I know i said Narmi, sounds like Narnia doesnt it, just flip the flippin word narmi around and u'll get Imran. i bet most of u didnt get that huh? i know the girl who possesses inspiration did. *winks*

So what can i tell u about myself? Back in matric, during the EPT(english placement test), the invigilator...sounds like alligator doesnt it? haha, anyways, yeah, she said okay, tell me abit bout urself. u know what i said? of course u dont! dont act smart. just kidding! i told her that there were 5 of us in the family, and that i like LIVERPOOL FC, YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!!!!, and that i was a lazy boy, and at the same time...i was stuttering my butt off. no it didnt really come off. yes it is still attached to where its supposed to be. COZ AINT NO SUNSHINE WHEN SHES GONE!!!! sorry again. thats what happens when u listen to music while writing a post huh? u tend to typpe out what u're singing. no its becoz my lil bros asleep which means that i cant sing out loud, thats why i am forced to sing here, in my post.

So i guess u can probably guess that i love to sing huh? u know, i feel like i have so much to say. let me tell u what mama told me. mama told me becareful who u do coz karma comes back around. okay i lied, thats what usher's mom told him, well his character in the song caught up, yeah his mom, nooooooooo not usher, his character in the caught up song. come on guys! be like the ladies, they always get what i am saying.

hmm, u know what i think. people who say that they wudnt change a thing in the past coz then things wudnt be as they are right now are just pulling ur leg, those are the people who have so many things to undo, or redo, or do. coz we humans are never happy are we. u have something u want something else, we can never be thankful. okay, u know what i think now. i think i fell asleep for a while and somebody else wrote about ppl never being satisfied coz that was just so random. oh well...

this is the end of my first post...weeeeeeeee! one more thing, before i go, u might wanna know why i created a blog? yes sir..nope its not cause i'm bored, yes ma'am..nope its not because i havent got a life, plus that answer is quite similar to the answer that nice gentleman sitting beside u gave. i'm sorry, pardon me? ooohhh, u're married to him, ahh, nice, u 2 suit each other like lemon and ade. the answer is, i was inspired. inspired by the girl who possesses inspiration.

now u might ask who this girl maybe. the answer is, she is the girl who possesses inspiration. is she special? very very special. u know why? cause she is one of the few people in the world who can inspire me, therefore i dedicate this post to her. thank u.